http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpgL5kuBpMA I would've left Plax alone, but I picked him up in Fantasy this year after drinking too many beers and I'm angry and bitter at his lack of productivity. Regardless, this is pretty funny. (Note to self) Never take gun into NYC.
Monday, September 19, 2011
http://youtu.be/o64Fz-KW1Dk This is just a microcosm of what's wrong with this country that was once the greatest in the world. These losers, whether a parody video or not, are sensationalizing the dishonesty and abuse of a system designed to help the needy. I don't consider the needy people decked out in expensive sneakers, new hats, brand name jeans, etc. Welfare will never work and as time goes on, it becomes increasingly more apparent. Actions like this from capable, healthy potential earners is an insult to the droves of people that came to this country through Ellis Island battling disease and poverty for the opportunity to create their own future. So many of the people that created the most businesses and contributed to the most successful industries started in poverty because poverty with opportunity was better than the country they came from. I know many of you will watch this video and laugh, but honestly, I don't see one damn funny thing about it. In fact, I'm embarrassed. America as we know it is doomed.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
CHETUMAL, Mexico (AP) — Police say a woman was caught trying to sneak her common-law-husband out of a Mexican prison in a suitcase following a conjugal visit.
A spokesman for police in the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo says staff at the prison in Chetumal noticed that the woman seemed nervous and was pulling a black, wheeled suitcase that looked bulky.
Spokesman Gerardo Campos said Monday that prison guards checked the bag of 19-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona and found inmate Juan Ramirez Tijerina curled up inside in the fetal position.
Ramirez is serving a 20-year sentence for a 2007 conviction for illegal weapons possession.
Arjona was arrested and charges are pending.
If this article had been comprised only of the first sentence, i would completely be sucked into this story. Of course she has a common law husband and of course she's on a conjugal visit in a Mexican prison. It's too good to be untrue. This is like something you'd see in a movie directed by Quintin Tarantino and Robert Rodriquez, but instead of getting busted, the dude would come out of the suitcase with machine guns. You gotta do better than be married to this walking bowling ball, I know that. If you're gonna get a busted out of prison on a conjugal visit, she better look like Salma Hayak or Sofia Vagara. This dude obviously has no swagger on his block.
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