Wish me luck!!!

I will be on hiatus from exposedandnaked for a week or so, unless those crazy Europeans have Wifi spots all around the countryside. I leave tomorrow night on Delta for England, and they better have a crap load of whiskey airplane bottles on board or I'm gonna get unruly. Sunday morning I'll be competing in the 2010 Toughguy Competition in 30-something degree weather. I'll be cold, wet, tired, muddy, thirsty, angry and did I mention cold, all the while sporting a Superman costume. I, of course, won't win, but no one will have a Superman jumpsuit on that creates a "situation" around the private area that no one wants to see...trust me on that. If I don't get arrested, it's gonna be really funny. Wish me luck!

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Yeah Mr President, I agree, this is basically your only hope.

There's been some speculation that President Obama will suggest a spending freeze during his State of the Union speech tomorrow night. Seems pretty convenient to me, Mr President. Wasn't it you that was responsible for the largest expansion of government since Wold War II? Wasn't it you that tried to force a robust and grossly irresponsible health care plan down our throats? All you've done since taking office is force tax payers into a constant ATM withdrawal. You've insisted that the only people contributing to the economy bear the burden of those that don't. Let's be honest Mr. President, that's been your position since your undergraduate years at Columbia. Your connections to Communism supporters are too strong to ignore. Your voting record speaks for itself. Expand government. Create dependence. Redistribute the wealth. Punish success. Reward mediocrity. That's not my America, Mr President. What's so funny to me is, not your actions prior to Scott Brown's election results because I knew what to expect. After all, I knew your voting record and knew you were a Socialist. What I find despicable is your actions since Scott Brown's election. For someone that says, "The one thing I am clear about is that I'd rather be a really good one-term President than a mediocre two-term President, and I believe that," I don't see a President continuing his unfavorable course of action. I don't see an elected offical dedicated to his course of action and his ideologies. Conversely, I see a President doing an "oh sh!t 180" and trying to gain some favorability. I see a President trying to throw a life preserver. In just two short weeks since that catastrophe in Mass, you changed from a bankrupting, money printing, ignore the populous Socialist, to someone planning a spending freeze. I'm not an expert on the Socialist mantra, but I'm pretty sure spending freezes aren't a part of the plan. The fact is Mr President, is that your Presidency, your legacy, your reputation, and your party are in grave danger. You doubted the power of a charged and focused voting democracy. You were too arrogant to think Independents would turn their backs on you. You refused to listen to the American people when they were screaming to the top of their lungs. Now, on the eve of your State of the Union speech, which can't contain anything besides promises of bipartisanship, you're left on the outside looking in at the American people. You're promises of Hope and Change haven't delivered. You're Utopian dreams of single payer health care was adamantly rejected. You're once omnipotent star power has faded like a shooting star over a bleak horizon. At least one dream will come true. You will be a one term President and you will be good...good at destroying the Democratic party.

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You're gorgeous. I'm speechless.

The Screen Actors Guild Awards were last night. Basically the SAG Awards are just an opportunity for a large group of grossly overpaid, largely uneducated, narcissists to get together and tell each one another how awesome they are. "They" say that the SAG awards are more indicative of the Oscars and I say, they better be. Inglorious Basterds did well last night and was also the best film I saw made last year. Christoph Waltz, as a disparaging and insufferable member of the SS Guard, was flawless. Tarantino, again penned a masterpiece of witty and brilliantly laborous dialogue that left you begging for more. Ironically, the one shortfall was Pitt. His character was forced and unintentionally comical. To me, he was the one flaw of the whole film. I hope Tarantino gets one for Best Direction. He's long overdue and much deserving. Despite all the talk of Tarantino's baby, I couldn't care less. When Kate Hudson brings to the red carpet a dress like this, I can't think of anything except copulation and massive amounts of it. I've said before, she's one of the hottest in Hollywood. When she arrives at awards shows, other girls shoot daggers at her. She's an absolute rocket. This white dress makes me want to commit a crime. Seriously, thank you Kate. You made my day.

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Yeah, you're creepy.

If you want to know what sexual predators look like...look no further. Andy Dick, comedian(self-proclaimed)/douchebag/addict/sexual assaulter, is one of the most irrelevant people on earth. When VH1 Celebrity Rehab is considered a career boost, you're a loser. Andy, nice job groping men. You're actually quite lucky...it could've been me you groped and trust me, you'd be much safer in jail.

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You're welcome, Daniel.

Look, I know love is blind, but the kid from Home Alone? Come on, Mila. You simply must do better. Like me for instance. Are muscle bound superheroes with a gift of love poetry not your thing? Obviously. Growing up in Ukraine must have been very taxing. I can see that it has clouded your vision and your ability to appreciate the finer things in life. It's ok, Mila. You're allowed to love. I know it's hard to understand how someone like me could love you, but I've realized, you can't run from love. The surreptitious advances, the cards signed with cut out newspaper letters, the singing telegrams, the life size build-a-bears, they have to stop. I'm so confused amidst all of the mixed signals. You either have to face your fears and jump, or you let me go. I just can't continue to put myself out there for you anymore. I'll wait to hear from you (Crying with hand telephone gesture to ear while mouthing the words, "Call me").

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Screw you, Glenn Beck.

Glenn Beck, who is nothing more than a political conspiracy theorist/satirist and recovering booze hound, made some incendiary comments on his radio show yesterday regarding Senator elect, Scott Brown. For me, it's people like Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity that make me absolutely loathe the Republican party. Fox has built the foundation for their programming on obvious right leaning commentators. Are the majority of main stream media members leftist bed wetters? Yes. Does America identify with Foxnews? Well, I guess, according to the ratings. For people like me, and statistically, the majority of this country, that consider themselves moderates and or third party/independents, it's people like this, programs like these, and comments like this, that make people on the right no different than the antics we cry about from the left and leave us essentially zero representation in Washington. I just don't understand the hype with Glenn Beck. I've tried to watch his show, but the gloom and doom left me loading a gun with feelings of eminent collapse and destruction. Granted, America isn't heading in the right direction, but people like Beck preach about the importance of this Brown election, yet when he wins a huge upset in a historically liberal state, he like a moth to the flame, must find something else to criticize, depress, and hyperbolize. Beck goes from supporter to opposer in < 24 hours. Luckily for Beck, positivity doesn't sell TV. Without further adieu, yesterday Glenn Beck was commenting on the awkward, head-scratching comments said by Sen Brown as he announced his daughters as, "Available."

“I want a chastity belt on this man,” he said, while his producer tried to justify Brown’s comments. “I want his every move watched in Washington. I don’t trust this guy…This one could end with a dead intern. I’m just saying, it could end with a dead intern.”

Look, any reasonable person can agree these comments were stewpid, but to say that an awkward comment spoken during a time of sheer elation and excitement about his adult daughters being single and available, is hardly indicative of him being a murderer or untrustworthy. Well, we know he's not trustworthy, he's in Washington. I get so tired of hyperbole. I'm more tired of Glenn Beck. If you tune into this clown, thanks for the voluntary litmus test, but it wasn't necessary. I already knew I was smarter than you.

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Change you can believe in...oops.

As I suspected, America spoke. They don't want health care reform. They don't want Socialism. In fact, they want their House and Senate back. They want to save our Republic. At the cost of the most democratic Senate seat in the country, America spoke loudly. If Ted Kennedy, a pioneer of health care reform, can't secure the victory, it's gonna be a an extremely awkward time for all Democrats looking to be reelected in the mid term elections. This will most certainly change the tune of the Obama presidency. I think you'll see a more interested, compassionate, and bi-partisan Barack Obama. It's funny, we'll finally see the person he pretended to be during the campaign and promised to be in his victory speech. Nothing is more scary than either party having a filibuster proof majority. The country's welfare has been spared. A robust and bankrupting health care reform might as well be started over from scratch because there's no way this legislation will pass now. Thank God for Massachusetts...never thought I'd say that when it comes to politics. I breathe an enormous sigh of relief.

Signed,

America

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