Wish me luck!!!

I will be on hiatus from exposedandnaked for a week or so, unless those crazy Europeans have Wifi spots all around the countryside. I leave tomorrow night on Delta for England, and they better have a crap load of whiskey airplane bottles on board or I'm gonna get unruly. Sunday morning I'll be competing in the 2010 Toughguy Competition in 30-something degree weather. I'll be cold, wet, tired, muddy, thirsty, angry and did I mention cold, all the...

Read More

Yeah Mr President, I agree, this is basically your only hope.

There's been some speculation that President Obama will suggest a spending freeze during his State of the Union speech tomorrow night. Seems pretty convenient to me, Mr President. Wasn't it you that was responsible for the largest expansion of government since Wold War II? Wasn't it you that tried to force a robust and grossly irresponsible health care plan down our throats? All you've done since taking office is force tax payers into a constant ATM withdrawal. You've insisted that the only people contributing to the economy bear the burden of...

Read More

You're gorgeous. I'm speechless.

The Screen Actors Guild Awards were last night. Basically the SAG Awards are just an opportunity for a large group of grossly overpaid, largely uneducated, narcissists to get together and tell each one another how awesome they are. "They" say that the SAG awards are more indicative of the Oscars and I say, they better be. Inglorious Basterds did well last night and was also the best film I saw made last year. Christoph Waltz, as a disparaging...

Read More

Yeah, you're creepy.

If you want to know what sexual predators look like...look no further. Andy Dick, comedian(self-proclaimed)/douchebag/addict/sexual assaulter, is one of the most irrelevant people on earth. When VH1 Celebrity Rehab is considered a career boost, you're a loser. Andy, nice job groping men. You're actually quite lucky...it could've been me you groped and trust me, you'd be much safer in ja...

Read More

You're welcome, Daniel.

Look, I know love is blind, but the kid from Home Alone? Come on, Mila. You simply must do better. Like me for instance. Are muscle bound superheroes with a gift of love poetry not your thing? Obviously. Growing up in Ukraine must have been very taxing. I can see that it has clouded your vision and your ability to appreciate the finer things in life. It's ok, Mila. You're allowed to love. I know it's hard to understand how someone like me could love...

Read More

Screw you, Glenn Beck.

Glenn Beck, who is nothing more than a political conspiracy theorist/satirist and recovering booze hound, made some incendiary comments on his radio show yesterday regarding Senator elect, Scott Brown. For me, it's people like Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity that make me absolutely loathe the Republican party. Fox has built the foundation for their programming on obvious right leaning commentators. Are the majority of main stream media members leftist...

Read More

Change you can believe in...oops.

As I suspected, America spoke. They don't want health care reform. They don't want Socialism. In fact, they want their House and Senate back. They want to save our Republic. At the cost of the most democratic Senate seat in the country, America spoke loudly. If Ted Kennedy, a pioneer of health care reform, can't secure the victory, it's gonna be a an extremely awkward time for all Democrats looking to be reelected in the mid term elections....

Read More

Albert Hanyesworth wins Golden Globe

Just when I thought Precious couldn't be more inappropriately named, Mo'Nique walked the red carpet with a pack of mongoose attacking her legs. If this acting thing goes south after this movie, she could try her luck at the NFL combine. Is it too much to ask you to shave your barrel legs. I know you would've had to start 2 weeks ago, but you could show some respect to both people battling nausea and PETA. I would rather battle boils on my anus...

Read More

Ed Shultz is first class D-BAG

If the socialist party can't hold on to Teddy's seat on Tuesday, the show is over for Obama and he knows it. This is an excerpt from Ed Shultz on MSNBC. This audio is a prime example of just how ridiculous this party has become. For shoving unwanted socialist agendas down the throat of Americans, I hope they get what they deser...

Read More

Lose some weight.

Look, I've heard precious is a good movie or whatever, but the chances of me sitting in a crowded movie theater for two hours watching this tub of lard recite lines while making tons of money doing it, is almost nill. Wtf is wrong with our country? We're so politically correct that we lie to ourselves and others by saying things like this sea donkey is beautiful. Let's be honest, nothing is beautiful about a 44 BMI. Nothing. If bedding this...

Read More

Dear Lord I love Brazil.

These are two test pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio. What's so damn inspiring about these pics is that she isn't trying at all, she has not one ounce of makeup on, and she still succeeded to ignite my underpants. If you're girlfriend is this hot, close your comic book, turn off Warcraft, because this isn't your girlfriend. This chick has no career path except modeling. In fact, in gradeschool, if she ever took one of those tests that predict what...

Read More

Just give me some space...

Abigail Clancy is a 5'9" British goddess. Being a girl this hot in a world full of guys as obsessively sex starved ad thirsty as we must be better than being born a princess in a Disney movie. I bet she hasn't heard the word no in like 15 years, except for last Tuesday when she called on the blower feeling randy and wanted a wee bit of "how's your father." I'm tired of being used as a sex object. It's getting quite old in fact. I've gotten my...

Read More

Miep Gies 1909-2010

Miep Gies, who ensured the diary of Anne Frank did not fall into the hands of Nazis after the teen's arrest, has died. She was 100.Gies was among a team of Dutch citizens who hid the Frank family of four and four others in a secret annex in Amsterdam, Netherlands, during World War II, according to her official Web site, which announced her death Monday. She worked as a secretary for Anne Frank's father, Otto, in the front side of the same Prinsengracht...

Read More

Nothing surprises me anymore.

The women who belong to Atlanta’s Gamma Gamma Chi sorority volunteer and participate in fund-raising activities across the metro area. They hang out and go to restaurants, movies, museums and cultural exhibits in town.But the sisters won’t participate in some stereotypical components of Greek life — no drinking, partying or hooking up with men.That’s because Gamma Gamma Chi Sorority Inc. is the country’s first Islamic-based sorority.So let me see...

Read More

Los Angeles Jaguars?

Maybe I'm alone in this, but this weekend captivated me in regard to the NFL. Dallas puts a second smackdown on the overrated Eagles. A team that only beat one team with a winning record (Falcons without Ryan). Romo's monkey is off his back... for now at least. Also, Kurt Warner put on a clinic at the QB position. He had more touchdowns than incomplete passes and near perfect QB rating and he still almost lost. Green Bay have themselves a franchise...

Read More

Marlboros, Meth, and Michelob anyone?

Flights out of Jacksonville deliver such dramatic and unforseen entertainment. Seeing indigenous Floridians in their natural light habitat can be so rewarding. Just sit back and enjoy your flight. Old Lady Goes Crazy During Landing - Watch more Funny Vid...

Read More

Lies Lies Lies

If someone told me in one year I would look back and see how far this country's governing body had done to move us toward socialism, I wouldn't have believed them. Sadly though, Obama and his goons have done just that. He's broken nearly every campaign promise that he uttered. I simply refuse to believe that the populous share the same ideologies as Barack Obama and Karl Marx. We're better than that. Big Government is not the remedy. Higher...

Read More

Mr. President, I thought you said something about no finger pointing...??

President Barack Obama told his security chiefs on Tuesday that the botched Christmas Day plane bombing was the result of a screw up by U.S. intelligence and that the country had barely dodged disaster, according to a quotation released by the White House."This was a screw up that could have been disastrous," the president said during a meeting in the White House situation room, according to the White House media office. "We dodged a bullet but just...

Read More

If the NBA shuts down would anyone really care?

A day after the Washington Wizards guard was photographed before a game in Philadelphia pointing his index fingers, as if they were guns, at his teammates, Stern warned the former All-Star that his conduct will "ultimately result in a substantial suspension, and perhaps worse."With each game he misses, Arenas will lose about $147,200 of the $16.2 million he will earn this season in the second of a six-year, $111 million contract. The punishment came...

Read More

Haley Joel Osmond I love Christmas!!!!

Since the holidays are over, I wanted to take a moment to share some of my Christmas spirit with you all. Not many people know this, but Phipps Plaza, in Atlanta, has the real Santa. As you can imagine, due to this unique opportunity to meet the "real Santa", tickets are very very hot commodities. So hot in fact, I spent nearly four hours ignoring level 31 of Warcraft so I could win the bidding war for tickets on Ebay for 78.50. My mom captured the...

Read More

Im in love with a seven foot blue monster

Avatar has been out like thirty minutes and has already made like a trillion dollars, but if you ask me, which you didn't, I think it sucks. It's simply the Liberal's mantra. If you don't hate America yet, three hours of 3-D with James Cameron will make you. If you refuse to see the anti-american sentiment, you'd be blind to miss the cliched "white guilt" that's been portrayed so effectively in movies throughout cinema i.e. Dances with Wolves, Amistad,...

Read More

Dubai, UAE...that didn't take long.

Dubai is set to open the world's tallest building Monday as the city seeks to revitalize its economy after a debt crisis in 2009 that forced the once-hot financial center to turn to neighboring Abu Dhabi for help. The government hopes the unveiling of the 160-plus-story structure, Burj Dubai, will pierce the cloud that has lingered over Dubai since mid-December, when it received a second $10 billon bailout loan from Abu Dhabi, after unpaid bills...

Read More

There's Blood in my alcohol stream...no seriously.

Marguerite Engle simply must have lost her focus. This South Dakota woman recorded a mind-boggling .708 blood alcohol content after being arrested earlier this month when a state trooper found her passed out behind the wheel of a stolen truck. Unfortunately since her life will soon be over, she could've at least taken solice in the fact that she had the US record, but she passed out too soon and missed it by only a fraction of a percent. You see,...

Read More