Burn in hell. I hope you get raped everyday in prison.

Popular pediatrician Dr. Earl Bradley has been charged with sexually molesting 103 children at an office he had decked out with a merry-go-round and a ferris wheel, in Delaware, US. Evidence seized from the community medic's practice and home has led state officials to believe he has carried out sickening attacks on scores of small children since 1998. Bradley, 56, has been charged by a grand jury with the molestation of 103 children. He is held...

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What we had is dead, as I am dead. Marry another.

Dear Alessandra,Let me first say, I'm sorry. I know that I have caused you a great deal of pain and suffering through this whole ordeal surrounding me "finding myself". Just last night, I was going through some of our Maui vacation pics and I stumbled across these. I want to remember you like this. Playful, happy and fresh, not spiteful, vendictive and psychotic. I tried to explain to you that I can't have a serious relationship right now. ...

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Biel prepares for the combine...

The NFL Combine starts Wednesday and Jessica Biel got her lineback number and it's 44. In a rarity, Todd McShay and Mel Kiper both agree that if Biel performs well in the 3 cone drill and the 20 yard shuttle, she could sneak into the first round. Some say they've never seen game speed like she exhibits from such a natural hitter. She could be the next Ray Lewis. Go Jessi...

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I never saw this coming...

Crystal Magnum, famous for falsely accusing several Duke lacrosse players of rape, is now facing multiple charges for assaulting her boyfriend.And of course, by assaulting, we mean she threatened to stab him and burned his clothes. Her bond was set at $1 million. Mangum has been appointed a public defender and is scheduled to appear in court on Feb. 22.Police charged her with attempted first-degree murder, five counts of arson, assault and battery,...

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Darrell Green

Darrell Green was a speedster corner in the NFL for 20 years. The video below shows him running a 4.2 40 yard dash at 40 years old. Well, not to be outdone by his former self, Green ran a 4.43 40 on his 50th birthday. I coulnd't run a 4.4 to the refridgerator. Here is the article from the Redskins Insider:Darrell Green turns 50 with a burst of speedWhat's the best way to celebrate turning 50? Stuffing your face full of cake and washing it down with a microbrew? Warning your loved ones not to hug your brittle bones too tightly? Making out a...

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Lindsay Lohan should be shot for wasting this...

About seven years ago, Lindsay Lohan was tracking to be a superstar. Fast forward through 1000 kilos of blow, three thousand penises, countless miasmas of drunken morning afters and at least 8 cases of, "owww my pee pee burns," and you're left with the weathered, withering shell of a once voluptuous and beautiful sex symbol. After all the shit she's put her body through, the girl can still sell sex when duty calls. Granted, it's been calling for...

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Checkmate.

Im sure that Verizon didn't find this little stunt as funny as I do, but you have to applaud a man's creativity. These are the kind of things that make me wish I were smarter/more clever. Leaving, "What now Bitches?" is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. If I worked in accounts receivable and I opened this check, it's with absolute certainty that this guy gets his month of phone service for free. Randall, you w...

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Damn you magic photos...

There's many reasons why I like supermodels. Namely, because they're sexy and tall. That being said, if I say Hayden Peniterroo Penateirree is sexy, would go against everything I stand for. This is one reason Hollywoo sucks so bad. No matter what you look like, these tricky photographers can use clever angles, flattering lighting, and geeky photoshopping, to make otherwise average looking girls, make me want them. This troll can't be more than...

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Puff Puff Give...

Mischa Barton, took some much needed time off from being chronically unemployed and painfully unsexy, to blaze some spliffs around Hollywood in some 34' Caddy. For Mischa, I guess it's kind of smart to smoke this much pot because when she sobers up, she's gonna be faced with the grim reality that only Lohan is less hireab...

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Eyes like the azure sky...

This is exactly why Andy Roddick couldn't give two sh!ts about winning grand slam tennis titles. This is also why he absolutely owns Roger Federer in every possible way that really matters. Much to my delight, Roddick's wife, Brooklyn Decker, is the cover model for this year's SI Swim Suit issue. In a related story, 100 million women just opened another carton of ice cream. Girls this pretty actually cause me physical pain. For instance, today, I...

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My head just exploded.

Every estrogen ridden female in the world will celebrate their favorite holiday this week as Valentine's Day rears its ugly head. While all you morons are paying double, even triple the normal price for roses, chocolate, lame ass stuffed animals and stupid strawberries, I'll be boycotting this shit out of this stupid commercially construed celebration of women's desire to be doted on and men's insatiable desire to get laid. To me, February 14 is...

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Im Back!

I lived...barely. I can honestly say that race was the most physically and mentally challenging thing I've ever done. Nothing can prepare you for 34 degree water for over three hours. You shiver so violently that at one point I thought I chipped my teeth. Instead, it was mud and rock in my mouth. If you want to challenge yourself to the extremes the human body can endure, I guess I'll see you next in Wolverhampton....

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