Who am i to know what God endorses and what he doesn't, but I really really hope, considering all the death and destruction in the world, this prayer for racecar fuel and tires is way down the list....
Monday, July 25, 2011
Saturday, July 23, 2011
I have to assume the editors of Maxim and GQ and Esquire etc are gay because they almost always have zero clue what a heterosexual man desires. Whether it's Chrstina Hendricks wrapped up in three miles of velvet, rolling around on a bed like a bleeding albino elephant, or telling us how fashionable skinny jeans are for dudes, they couldn't hit the ocean standing on the beach. It's embarassing really. Regardless for the criticism, this here is...
Friday, July 22, 2011
I'm not sure what Germans do to their people, but damn Heidi Klum is beautiful. She makes me dizzy like Ive been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. I keep thinking that one day soon I'm gonna open up the internet and see some horrific, scary picture of this woman, but instead, like wine, she just becomes more lovely. In my next life, I'm gonna be born a German supermodel that's just dying to give a guy like me a chance...wait, wh...
If voluptuous is a word you want to use when describing this, please dont ever read this blog again.
There is so much wrong with this picture, I don't even know where to begin. Chrstina Hendricks is a person Hollywood tries to tell me looks like thisWell Hollywood, piss off. She doesn't. She looks more like a mix and match collage of someone that's been dead for a while, a red haired Chupacabra and a person making an audition tape for the biggest loser. Apparently, all she does is eat and smoke, except she eats the cigarettes when she's done....
Monday, July 18, 2011
While spending my nights jumping from one mindless website to another, I found these images and loved them. They're some of the most memorable, most tragic and impact images ever captured on film. Looking through these images invokes such emotion. I hope you all can take from them what I did. Most of the images don't need captions because whether they're part of American history or pop culture, a thousand words could be spoken about each one....
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