I don't know much, but I know mass sex appeal when I see it. This ain't it. Kate Upton turned 21 this past week. Most hot girls could slam 2 pizza and a twelve pack and lose weight when they're 21. Also, those same girls have thighs that actually change shape around the hips and then again around the waist. Not Kate. She's dedicated to turning her body into a FedEx package with huge sagging breasts. I honest to...
