Your politician thinks you're stoopid.

Politics are becoming so numbing and disgusting, they're forcing us to a level of apathy never before seen in our country's history. John Edward's aide, Andrew Young's forthcoming tell-all indeed tells it all about the Man of the People:

"Fat rednecks" sicken John Edwards. That means you. And me. And pretty much everyone he claimed to "represent."

John Edwards is an Atkins-dieter who hated making appearances at state fairs where "fat rednecks try to shove food down my face. I know I'm the people's senator, but do I have to hang out with them?"

This man was almost elected President of the United States. I know both parties are despicable, but America and its people cannot afford to elect another President that hates the people he/she represents. The liberal left insist they stand for the "misfortunate". The truth is, they prey on the misfortunate. Keeping their constituents hungry, thirsty, hopeful and stupid is their Modus operandi. In order to retain their level of power, democratic constituents must remain dependent on the government that ironically and intentionally, keeps them there. The Democratic party doesn't believe in its party's people. They ridicule them. I'd be damned if I stood in line to cast my vote for a party that despised me. I'd be damned if I believed in words like hope and change from the mouth of scoundrels that rely on me to stay there or think I'm too stupid to know the difference.

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Sean "Two Face" Penn

Just after the earthquake in Haiti, Sean Penn decided that it would make him look less like an asshole if he took 11 doctors, X-Ray machines and a ventilator over to set up a medical relief organization. So, that's what he did...except he still managed to look like an asshole.

In an interview with CBS' Sunday Morning, Sean was asked about the haters and he responded with: "I guess I've been so away from it all-- and our tent camp in Haiti that I haven't had an awful lot of time to pay attention to them. You know, do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah. You know, but I'm not going to spend a lot of energy on it."

Sean Penn is so despicable. Honestly, it would be like pulling a drowning child out of the water with your left hand and pushing someone in with your right. Screaming of rectal cancer? Seriously, Sean? You better watch all those heaters you're burning because if anyone is on the fast track to "the cancer", it's you broseph. Tip: When you do good deeds with your undeserved fortune, make sure you don't condemn your critics with rectal cancer. Have you ever noticed how Democrats speak of tolerance. Tolerance, unless you disagree with them. That's funny, I think. Anyway, imagine for one second, if you can keep your lunch down, that Sean Penn and Meryl Streep make a baby together. As soon as that child could walk it would start branding people with the sign of the beast and destroying the world with the Ten Plagues of Egypt. I would rather burst into flames than have carnal knowledge of Meryl Streep.

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Onlinetaxrevolt.com

Since a tax system focused on killing the drive, initiative and hard work of the producers of this country and giving it to the leeches isn't just counterintuitive, but stupid and Communistic, sign up for the online tax revolt. I know most of us are all out working, contributing to society...ohh...and paying for welfare families that refuse to ameliorate their "bad luck". So, we don't have time to physically march to Washington; therefore, sign up your Avatar to do it for you.

http://www.onlinetaxrevolt.com/

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Just not the sharpest knife in the drawer...

Hanging around Rihanna has to be so rewarding. At all times, no matter the circumstances, you're always the smart friend. Especially moments when she "pulls" four times on the door clearly labeled "push" and you walk up and gently push it open and she looks over, smiles and says, "God, you're like, so smart and stuff." It's not that I dislike Rihanna. In fact, she's quite likable. She's just so dumb. Dumb with stupid hair. Her latest makeover was clearly a Three Stooges inspired look. Somewhere, in some place in the afterlife, Moe is very proud.

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Asians and their video games...

Police said a Korean couple spent up to12 hours a day at internet cafes, leaving their three-month-old daughter home alone at their apartment in Suwon, South Korea.

Police said the couple became obsessed with living online and neglected their real lives, The Sun reports.

They raised an avatar baby through their profiles on a Second Life-style game called PRIUS, while their real daughter was given just one bottle of milk a day.

Father-of-the-year, Kim Yoo-chul, 41, and mom-extraordinaire, Choi Mi-sun, 25, called the emergency services when they returned from one online session in September last year and found their daughter dead.

"We found she had passed away when we woke up in the morning," they said.

But cops became suspicious about how severely dehydrated the baby was.

A spokesman for the National Scientific Criminal and Investigation Laboratory, which carried out an autopsy on the girl, said, "she appears to have starved to death because she was not fed for such a long period of time."

Authorities caught up with them Tuesday and charged them with child abuse and neglect.

"Due to our sense of guilt, we have not been to a PC gaming room over these five months," they said.


WOW! Five months? That's great. You mean you haven't been lured back to your second-life to nurture your Avatar child while real flesh and blood dies in the other room? You guys are so selfless. Your sacrifice is Christ like...truly unparalleled.

By the way, online games are massively popular in South Korea. So popular in fact, a 28-year-old man recently dropped dead after playing his favorite game, Starcraft, for 50 hours non-stop without eating or drinking. Thank God that happened. I couldn't sleep tonight knowing someone that stupid might talk to me tomorrow.

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Earth to Jessica

Jessica Simpson will appear on the Oprah show today in an attempt to boost her self image by being the skinniest person in the room. She reveals her frustration with people's obsession with her weight and John Mayer's tell-all interview that revealed her wildcat ways in the bedroom.

In an interview on “The Oprah Winfrey Show,” which airs Wednesday, the 29-year-old Simpson says,“I’m a little bit angry ... I’m a little bit angry.”

In the interview, Mayer called Simpson “sexual napalm” and added that she is “crazy” in bed.

Simpson, who has kept quiet since the scandal broke, told Winfrey, “I don’t want people to know how I am in bed.”


Jess...newsflash...that's all we want to know about. No one cares about your stupid show examining beauty in other cultures. No one cares about people calling you fat. Seriopusly, all we care about is you looking hot. That's pretty much all you have to offer us. You should know that by now. You're essentially famous because you wore short shorts and looked fantastic in them. If you want to be famous again and not crying "woe is is me" to Oprah, or begging for stupid shows on dying networks(VH1), you'll drop some el bees and put those shorts back on. Trust me on this one.

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Whitney Houston has limitless talent tolerance for drugs

This video is from Whitney's recent concert in Brisbane. If you think of Whitney Houston when you hear, "I will always love you" you will forever hope you never think of her again if you watch this whole video. In fact, someone could slip me six roofies, prop me up in a chair, and wake me up to this howling hyena entertaining Brisbane watching her career disappear into the abyss, and I would do everything within my power to end my life. Whitney Houston looks like balls, but she sounds worse. 15 years ago, Whitney Houston was making gold records in her sleep. Now, it's all drug induced sleep. This world just sucks. Cute, sometimes hot girls like Brittany Murphy OD, while drug addict monsters like Whitney and Lindsay continue to poison me with their refusals to quit living. Just doesn't seem fair.

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