Im so disturbed by this video, I don't even know where to start. This bald dude has one of the creepiest "get ups" I've ever seen. It's like a balding fat ballerina from a kung fu movie. Come to think of it, it's like a fat Asian version of that Blind Melon video, No Rain, if you put the little fat girl in a pink ballerina costume instead of a bumblebee. It would be creepy enough to stop there, but no, this dude's eyes will rob your soul before you know it. Then, add the dirty, seedy restaurant in the background and then the whole deep throating of the beer mug in order to chug it properly and you've got Sandusky alert level 9. I feel like if you watch this video, it'll be like The Ring, in that ballerina will come through the screen and murder you.
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Adriana Lima, officially one of the most beautiful women of all time (I judged), released the workout and diet regiment she adheres to in order to prepare herself for the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Needless to say, upon its release, women all across the United States were heard in unison saying under their breath, "Bitch." I get it, I guess...actually, no I don't. I mean, she is Brazilian, after all, which is basically like being a Terminator built by Skynet, or a superhero from Krypton. It's obvious, especially in regard to beauty, and maybe soccer, the Brazilians are light years ahead of most countries. I know exactly what I'm gonna hear from most women about not only this diet and workout regiment, but how they don't want to look like this because "she's too thin," or she's " too skinny" or "she looks unhealthy" or "she's not a real woman. She needs some meat on her bones." Well allow me to retort. This is all woman. She has meat on her bones and it's all in the right places. Obesity isn't the object of men, unless of course you suffer from Feederism. Staying in shape is hard. Going to the fridge for celery instead of ice cream sucks, but blood pressure meds and diabetes are worse. Balancing family, work, and exercise is tough, but my sister has four kids all involved in sports and works, yet she can manage, so I don't have much tolerance for apathy or laziness. This diet is a little extreme, sure, but so is body building training. I find discipline like this admirable. If everyone were willing to go the extra mile to be at the top of his/her respective games, we wouldn't have so many drowning in mediocrity.
Adriana Lima's Diet for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
-Lima sees her personal nutritionist who has records of her body’s muscle mass, fat ratio, and levels of water retention.
-The nutritionist then prescribes protein shakes, vitamins, and supplements to help keep Lima from crashing during her training period. She also takes in a gallon of water a day.
-For the nine days before the big Victoria’s Secret show, Lima will only drink protein shakes which have a primary base of powdered eggs. She’s barred from eating solid foods.
-Two days before the show, Lima stops the gallon of water each day and drinks based solely upon need.
-Twelve hours before the show, Lima cuts off all liquid intake to lean out.
Monday, November 14, 2011
Frank Miller is a 54 year old comic book artist/creator, film director, and screenwriter, with blockbusters under his belt like, 300, Sin City and the Spirit, which are all pretty much kick ass. He's also responsible for the dark direction the latest Batman movies have taken, which make those sissy ones with Michael Keaton seem, well, like Michael Keaton starred in them. Irrespective of his Hollywood success, it seems he's dodged the constant barrage of Hollywood elitism and narcissism conveniently disguised as liberalism, and kept his rational thought. Rarely there's a time when I'm surprised by Hollywood. You see, "outliers" in Hollywood are usually castigated into oblivion. There's only been a few successful non democrat filmmakers in the last ten years. One of those is a racist maniac that deserved everything he got, but that's for another blog. This is about Frank Miller and his assessment of the Wall Street Occupiers. He just got infinitely more awesome.
Everybody’s been too damn polite about this nonsense:
“Occupy” is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness. These clowns can do nothing but harm America.
This is no popular uprising. This is garbage.
Maybe, between bouts of self-pity and all the other tasty tidbits of narcissism you’ve been served up in your sheltered, comfy little worlds, you’ve heard terms like al-Qaeda and Islamicism.
And this enemy of mine — not of yours, apparently - must be getting a dark chuckle, if not an outright horselaugh - out of your vain, childish, self-destructive spectacle.
In the name of decency, go home to your parents, you losers.
Don't forget to pack up your Ipods, IPads, Mac Book Airs, Mac Book Pros, and your Iphones on your way to get treated for tuberculosis. Morons. This video is from the Howard Stern Show. He's a Democrat btw.
Everybody’s been too damn polite about this nonsense:
“Occupy” is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness. These clowns can do nothing but harm America.
This is no popular uprising. This is garbage.
Maybe, between bouts of self-pity and all the other tasty tidbits of narcissism you’ve been served up in your sheltered, comfy little worlds, you’ve heard terms like al-Qaeda and Islamicism.
And this enemy of mine — not of yours, apparently - must be getting a dark chuckle, if not an outright horselaugh - out of your vain, childish, self-destructive spectacle.
In the name of decency, go home to your parents, you losers.
Don't forget to pack up your Ipods, IPads, Mac Book Airs, Mac Book Pros, and your Iphones on your way to get treated for tuberculosis. Morons. This video is from the Howard Stern Show. He's a Democrat btw.
Jerry Sandusky, the rapist enabled by Penn State coaches and officials, had his house vandalized. It seems a large object was thrown through his window, which is now covered by a sheet. As much of a monster as this guy is, the person that did that should be thrown in jail. Violence is never the answer. Unless cutting this guy's nuts off is in the cards. Call me crazy, but the person I feel most sorry for, aside from the innocent boys of course, is Sandusky's wife, assuming she knew nothing of his alternative existence. If women can be married to serial killers for 25 years, one would have to imagine hiding pedophilia would certainly be possible. It would be horrible being in your 60's and married to man for years to learn he's been a thief of the innocence of young boys for at least 10 years. Satan will have a special room in hell for this guy. Until then, or until he's sentenced to spend the rest of miserable, worthless life in jail where pedophiles are treated by fellow inmates the way the law won't allow them to be treated outside of prison, his house sits adjacent to.....wait for it....a school. His window overlooks a school playground. You can't make this stuff up. At 5:00am this morning, as I was on my way to work and listening to Howard Stern, he said something seemingly obvious. If you have enough money to have a much better view, since most people desire landscapes of mountains or water, and your view is a school playground, you should be investigated by the FBI because there's a solid chance you rape boys in the shower. Just sayin'.
No one can rival my disdain for SNL over the last few years. I find it barely creative, remotely imaginative, and painfully unfunny; however, this week, amidst a storm of controversy surrounding Penn State, they managed to hit a home run. They do an amazing job of putting in perspective how ridiculous every action, or lack thereof, was at the expense of the innocence and purity of children. If you're a defender of these despicable actions, get a clue...yes, you, Penn State students.
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Thursday, November 10, 2011
Dear Penn State,
How can this ordeal come as a surprise to anyone? For what, 60 or so years you've had JoePa tied to that program, racking up a collection of hardware including Big Ten titles and National Championships. I would think child rape by a defensive coordinator wouldn't classify as one of those accolades, but maybe I'm wrong. You fire a man that clearly knew about these despicable allegations of RAPE and you riot? WTF is wrong with you idiots? Let's call this what it is, because sexual abuse is hardly enough. Having sexual intercourse with innocent boys in a shower against their will is called rape. Using your football camp to lure young boys into a pool so you can brush yourself against them is sexual abuse. He did both, among other things. For many years Penn State has been a bleeding program, holding on to one of the top rungs of a weak and anemic conference that hasn't been dominant, top to bottom, in a long time. JoePa has been a seemingly out-of-touch figure head, so to speak, for a program that needed to fire him, but didn't have the heart or the know how. All I needed to know about either the state of mind, or the integrity, hopefully the former, of Joe Paterno, was revealed to me the day after this story broke and instead of preparing a speech that could attempt to apologize for the unspeakable actions of a coach on his staff, over a 10 year period, that he knew about and participated in the cover up, he led a Penn State fight song/chant. Seriously JoePa? Boys were molested and raped for 10+ years, maybe more and you lead the students and press in a fight song? Youre either completely senile, or youre an asshole. Either way, you got what you deserved. Somewhere for the past 10 years, who knows how many young boys, victims of your program, have probably been on the edge of life and death, while you wandered aimlessly up and down the sidelines trying to outlast Bobby Bowden. What a selfish prick. What a narcissistic son-of-bitch. Your coach will get what he deserves, hopefully from an angry parent because if it were my son, he wouldn't breathe another breath of life on this earth, but if not, he'll pay for those actions sooner or later. The only thing that could make this story better for me would be if Sandusky got gang raped and murdered in prison and the NCAA took away all wins from JoePa during this era. I know it won't happen but I hate to see that dick head at the top in wins.
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
I was discussing the upcoming game between the Bayou Tigers and the fat rednecks from Alabama today and we couldn't remember a bigger midseason inner conference game, ever. This will be like two pro teams playing. Anyway, Sidney McGough, is a cheerleader for the Tide and not only is she pretty cute, but she's a wildlife manager. I'm sure PETA hates her, but how much would your dad love this chick? Sidney, despite me enjoying your tomboyish approach to your early 20's, I'm gonna say, I've got LSU -3.
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