I've used this forum to reveal my mancrush for Timberlake many times, but damn this dude is cool. Yeah, I know he's kind of a nerd, but he could have get more ass than a truck stop toilet seat. If any dude says they wouldn't love to hang out with this dude and crush beers on a Friday night, they're lying like hell. Aside from Cameron Diaz, JT kills hot chicks. He's my idle. What? Why are you looking at me like that? So what if I'm cutting out his old pictures from Teen Beat. Doesn't everyone?
Thursday, September 30, 2010
I've used this forum to reveal my mancrush for Timberlake many times, but damn this dude is cool. Yeah, I know he's kind of a nerd, but he could have get more ass than a truck stop toilet seat. If any dude says they wouldn't love to hang out with this dude and crush beers on a Friday night, they're lying like hell. Aside from Cameron Diaz, JT kills hot chicks. He's my idle. What? Why are you looking at me like that? So what if I'm cutting out his old pictures from Teen Beat. Doesn't everyone?
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Eddie Long, illegal steroid user/Mr T impersonator/facebook self pic master/pedophile/homophobe/Bentley owner/pastor of the New Birth church in Atlanta, has landed himself in an underage homosexual sex scandal. The mega church which had about 300 members when he took the helm in 1987, has grown to nearly 25,000. Since that time though, Long's lifestyle has significantly ameliorated. So much so, he now pimps a private jet, a monster house, and like a million cars. Unfortunately for Long, he also seemed to be pimping a few underage male members of his congregation. Recently, these young men have come forward with allegations of wrongdoing, and when I say wrongdoing, I mean they accused him of blowjobs and buying them lavish trips and gifts in exchange for, well, more blowjobs. One of four young men accusing a prominent Georgia pastor of sexual abuse describes in an interview with the Atlanta Fox affiliate a love-hate relationship with a man he once called "daddy."
The alleged victim, Jamal Parris -- speaking out for the first time since the men's civil lawsuits against Bishop Eddie Long -- told the TV station he joined Long's New Birth Missionary Baptist Church as a 14-year-old with no father figure. He said Long wanted Parris to call him "daddy" and to trust him with spiritual guidance.
Now Parris calls Long a "monster." He claims in his lawsuit Long used scripture to justify sex and lavished the boys with money, cars, jewelry, trips in his private jet and even homes -- sometimes with funds from the church coffers.
"You finally have a father that you've always wanted for and always dreamed of," Parris said. "He would just walk away from you if you don't give him what he wants. So you end up turning into something you never thought you would be, which is now a slave to a man that you love."
Long, through his lawyer, has called the allegations in the lawsuits false. Parris says it is all true.
"The man turned his back on us when he had no more need for us," Parris said. "That's not a father, that's a predator."
Here's a few of the allegations surrounding this awesome story.
Long went after Robinson started at age 15, even putting him on the church payroll.
• Among the fabulous destinations Long visited with the boys in tow: New York City, Auckland (for Robinson's 18th birthday in 2008! where they allegedly had oral sex!) and Turks and Caicos in the Caribbean islands. Though Flagg and Robinson went on trips separately, they often flew on Long's private jet and stayed in his hotel bed.
• Long bought Flagg a Ford Mustang as a gift. Long drives a Bentley himself. HE IS A PASTOR!
• There were also cash gifts, clothes, jewelry and "access to celebrities."
• There are emails, texts, and photos exchanged between Long and his victims, says their attorney. I'm sure there are also flight itineraries?
• Long would check into hotels under the name "Dick Tracy." Not a joke.
• Much of the sexual contact took place at Long’s "guest house" on his own property.
• Long was a fan of "sexual touching." So far there are reports of Long going as far as oral sex, but nothing involving the backdoor
Does anyone out there have a pastor that does illegal steroids? Does anyone have a pastor that puts on skin tight muscle shirts and takes cell phone pics of themselves in front of a mirror? Does anyone have a pastor that does all this and then denies having anything to do with these heinous allegations? Does anyone have a pastor that isn't a Bishop, but anoints himself one and goes by the name Bishop Eddie Long? I hope not because any one of these things would be enough to run like hell from this church. It's beyond creepy. Undoubtedly, this is probably a shakedown of epic proportions, but you can't deny where there's smoke, there's fire. Is he guilty of everything these nincompoops and/or victims allege? I doubt it, but I bet a lot of it is true. I don't trust any pastor that drives a car that no one else in his congregation can afford, that uses the church to buy a private jet to galavant around the globe, or live in a massive mansion while others in his flock are in economic peril. If you made me put odds on the accuracy of this story, I'd have to say 85% true just from the stupid gay picture from above.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Am I the only person that finds this picture incredibly creepy? I swear it looks like a little boy sleeping in his Transformers Tent Bed being kissed goodnight by his mother. Good for her, but Ashton, come on bro. She lost her virginity to like Rob Lowe in 1983 while the theme to Chariots of Fire was playing. You were 5. I guess it's none of my business what you do, but please stop your Twitter pics because I'm a little freaked out.
Fame whore, Father(?), professional media chaser, Michael Lohan, jumped at the opportunity to comment on his daughter's most recent arrest and imprisonment:
"As you know, thank God, Lindsay was released from jail tonight. However, what what most don't know is that her release wasn't due to the efforts of any one person. She was released because that's what God wanted.
That's really funny because when I look at the pics above, God must really want her to have herpes and a heroin habit too. This useless dipshit couldn't find a purpose for life if she spent a month with God and the Dalai Lama saving orphans from leprosy and curing cancer. It's funny how Hollyweird works, because I bet like Marilyn, if she OD's and checks out prematurely, people will spend the next 50 years talking about how great and what a trend setter she was and how her impact shaped the fashion world and what a poor victim she was. Let's face it, we've all seen Monroe movies and she was awful. If it weren't for her banging every Kennedy in Massachusetts, her ridiculous dress lifting publicity stunts, and especially her overdose, she would be as forgettable as Pamela Anderson. Lohan will be no different. The irony of Hollywood is no one will touch Lindsay Lohan now because she's box office poison. Let her die though and those same people will talk about how her genius was cut so short by drugs, alcohol and the fast lane of Hollywood. Gosh, Hollywood sucks my ass.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
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Monday, September 20, 2010
CNBC sponsored a town hall meeting for President Obama today and despite hand picking so-called supporters, he didn't get the softballs he had hoped. The focus of the Town Hall meeting was job creation and the ongoing tennis match of sorts surrounding the expiration and possible extension of Bush Tax Cuts. If supporters, picked by this administration, are "exhausted by constantly defending this administration's actions," how does one think other, non voters feel? If President Obama is lambasted and ambushed by the very people that put him in office, how does one think middle America feels when the collar of tax increases squeezes out what little life is left? If Bush Tax Cuts were so detrimental to the economy, why are so many democratic senators cutting against the grain of their own party in favor of extending them? If a CFO of a Government agency, that is on the receiving end of the majority of Obama's irresponsible and massive stimulus package, intended only to expand government and increase America's dependence on government, doesn't see the "Mantle of change she voted for," tell me who in this country could? How many of you know people that have lost their homes, cars, jobs? How many of you have sacrificed and worked your entire lives to achieve middle class American dreams, only to have your earned income stripped and GIVEN to people that haven't made the same sacrifices? While you make those sacrifices, while many of you continue to lose your jobs, President Obama and the First Family continue to use taxpayers dollars to move their entire entourage on jets around the world for vacation after vacation. Even Dave Letterman, a staunch Democrat said, "Obama is vacationing again. Don't worry Mr. President, you'll have plenty of time to vacation after your 1st term."
Make no mistake, both parties are up-in-arms. It's reckless government expansion, anti-capitalist ideologies, tax increases on job creators, and an overall disconnect with mainstream America that have ignited the tinder. It's not just Republicans storming the castle. It's Democrats, Tea-Party, Libertarians, Non-Partisans leading a charge to make their voices heard. It's Americans. America's voice has been awakened by arrogance, inexperience and a "back turned" stance to mainstream America and its job creators and workers. Government does not provide for America, it suffocates it. It doesn't grow economies, it stifles them. Penalizing providers and catalysts of this great nation represents the obtuse and lost-at-sea attitude that can encapsulate this whole Presidency. Having blind loyalty to your President, to your party, your ideologies, is one thing, but turning your back on freedom, capitalism and the free market system that propelled this country to greatness is another. If you think government can do it better, you either are one, you haven't been to the DMV to get your license, you've never taken your fathers, mothers, or grandparents to the VA, or you didn't hear Cuba's, Fidel Castro's latest quotes about how totalitarian socialism has failed it's people. President Obama is running for his political life right now. His party is abandoning ship faster than those rich people on the Titanic. And like the Titanic, there's a finite number of life boats in Washington in November and Democrats are scrambling to jump in one.
Below are some of the highlights, or if you're President Obama, lowlights, of the Town hall Meeting:
Monday's town hall meeting started off on a sour note when the first questioner from the audience, a woman who said she voted for him, said she is "deeply disappointed with where I am now."
"My husband and I thought we were beyond the hot dog and beans of our lives. ... Is this my new reality?" she asked.
"I understand your frustration," Obama said. He defended his administration's efforts to help the middle class, listing achievements such as better protection for mortgage loans and health insurance for those with preexisting conditions.
A representative from the business community, Kenneth Langone, a co-founder of Home Depot, asked via a video feed for an explanation of what he sees as the administration's anti-business stance.
Then a 30-year-old law school graduate said he's no longer able to make the interest payments on his educational loans, much less able to have a mortgage or a family. He said he had been inspired by Obama's campaign. But now, "that inspiration is dying away," he said. "I really want to know: Is the American dream dead?
"Absolutely not. ... There is not a country in the world that would want to change places with us," Obama responded. "We are still the country that billions of people in the world look to and aspire to."
Through the negative questioning, Obama appeared at ease, repeating variations of things he's said for months in speeches about the economy.
For handpicked people to ask questions, this doesn't sound like America that's happy with the direction their leader is taking them. Are you happy?
Thursday, September 16, 2010
I couldn't decide which story to blog about Jessica Simpson, so I decided to do both because this is simply too good to pass up.
The National Enquirer reports:
The Dukes of Hazzard stunner (19 years ago) is so thrilled over the prospect of becoming a mom, she’s started “eating for two,” say insiders.
“It looks like Jessica’s dream of having a baby is finally coming true,” a close friend told The ENQUIRER.
“She’s crazy in love with Eric – so they’ve decided to make a baby.”
Who is Eric? He's a jobless, Wharton business school dropout, former mediocre NFL tight end, and leach on her massive fortune. Aside from that though, he's a great guy. What's not to love about that guy? I guess if eating is indicative of being happy, she's freaking ecstatic. If it's indicative of being sad, someone better call 911 because she's standing out on some ledge right now. Granted this story is from the Enquirer, but if she is so happy she's gonna have a baby and has already started eating for two, she's actually not only psycho, but the dumbest person on the face of the Earth. I don't even think she's smart enough to have human interactions, to be honest. If she were my girlfriend, I would take her to the zoo and make her sit with me in the monkey and gorilla exhibit. I would tell her how science has proven that smart humans have an innate ability to communicate with primates. Then I would just watch her like a science project. Spending one day with her would be my wish if I rubbed a lamp or God forbid, got a wish from the Make-a-Wish Foundation.
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