Welcome to Atlanta, where the playaz play...

On a scale of 1-10, Ray Edwards scored a 113.9 with this one. Atlanta Falcon defensive end, Ray Edwards, must have had one hell of a night with a stripper named...wait for it...LaStarya Thompson. Yes, I said LaSTARya. I mean why not LaDestinyya, or LaHopeya. The name is bad, deciding to get painted with a stripper is worse, but commissioning a 5X4ft painting can't just be done in minutes. He more than likely sobered up and was still like, "Hell...

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The ambiguity of FAMILY seems crystal clear to me...why not you?

I know there will be many of you that read these words with austere eyes. There will be many that vehemently disagree with my position on this issue, and that's ok too. There was a lot of opposition in 1865, but can you imagine having this glorious country where ALL men (AND WOMEN) are created equal, any other way? There was opposition in the years that led up to the Civil Rights Act of 1964. It's 2011 and there are people in this country that are denied their God-given rights because of, in my personal belief, the way they were born. I think...

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Meth head kidnapper sues victims...yep, you read that right.

A man who held a Kansas couple hostage in their home while fleeing from authorities is suing them, claiming that they broke an oral contract made when he promised them money in exchange for hiding him from police. The couple has asked a judge to dismiss the suit. Jesse Dimmick of suburban Denver is serving an 11-year sentence after bursting into Jared and Lindsay Rowley's Topeka-area home in September 2009. He was wanted for questioning in the beating...

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Patrice Oneal RIP

While people like the Kardashians, Paris, and Lindsay, walk around this earth adding absolutely zero instrinsic value to humanity, comedic geniuses like Patrice Oneal die of strokes. I know it's widely said that God has a sense of humor, but in this case, I'm not laughing. I dare you to watching this video and not laugh. This dude was funny. Facebookers, go here:www.exposedandnaked.blogspot....

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That's one way to do it...

I laughed out loud when I read this one. I think it's great. Only in colle...

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The simple difference between guys and girls

This one exchange of text messages summarizes how differently men and women approach relationships, work, and li...

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Scattered Smothered and Covered

21 year old Taco Bell employee, Erica Wilson, wanted to be more than just f*ck buddies with her first cousin, 32 year old Jesse Brooks. Brooks, who had been drinking Everclear grain alcohol, apparently did not want to be tied down.Brooks “began to touch her suggestively and stated that ‘he wanted her.’” In response, Wilson told her cousin that she “wanted a relationship and did not want to be ‘A Booty Call,’” according to a Hawkins County Sheriff’s...

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Yo momma's on crack rock...

29 year old Juliette Dunn was spending the day doing what any average mom would do. She got up, dressed her kids (a 4 year old and a 10 month old), took them to the park, and forced them to drink beer. Oh, I forgot to mention that the 10 month old tested positive for cocaine. Authorities were tipped off when someone in the park saw some very “wtf” behavior coming from Juliette.Juliette Dunn, of Bridgeport, pleaded guilty Wednesday to risk of injury...

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Ten minutes till Wapner...

When I think of having children, I hope for their happiness, for ease of life, for intelligence. I don't think of Rain Man. I'm not sure I would hope for this. This poor little boy seem tortured. Like most geniuses, he seems like he's always bordering on insanity, like he's a madman. I wonder if he has mild Asberger's. Regardless, this story is amazing. It wouldn't surprise me if he ends up a schizophrenic. Watch the video. It's mind boggli...

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Hurdles like a BOSS.

Most people would watch this video and immediately think he's the worst athlete in the entire world. As a guy that takes pride in marching to the beat of a different drum, I think this guy is a legend of track and field. Do you know how difficult it would be to run through five hurdles, leaving in your wake pieces of them flying through the air as you prepare yourself for the next obstacle. This asian dude is like a Track and Field Ninja. Not only does he decimate the hurdles, he never falls. Then like bosses do, he says, "eff it," and decides...

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All I can say is that my life is pretty plain...

Im so disturbed by this video, I don't even know where to start. This bald dude has one of the creepiest "get ups" I've ever seen. It's like a balding fat ballerina from a kung fu movie. Come to think of it, it's like a fat Asian version of that Blind Melon video, No Rain, if you put the little fat girl in a pink ballerina costume instead of a bumblebee. It would be creepy enough to stop there, but no, this dude's eyes will rob your soul before you know it. Then, add the dirty, seedy restaurant in the background and then the whole deep throating...

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Adriana Lima makes my heart go pitty pat...

Adriana Lima, officially one of the most beautiful women of all time (I judged), released the workout and diet regiment she adheres to in order to prepare herself for the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Needless to say, upon its release, women all across the United States were heard in unison saying under their breath, "Bitch." I get it, I guess...actually, no I don't. I mean, she is Brazilian, after all, which is basically like being a...

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Frank Miller FTW

Frank Miller is a 54 year old comic book artist/creator, film director, and screenwriter, with blockbusters under his belt like, 300, Sin City and the Spirit, which are all pretty much kick ass. He's also responsible for the dark direction the latest Batman movies have taken, which make those sissy ones with Michael Keaton seem, well, like Michael Keaton starred in them. Irrespective of his Hollywood success, it seems he's dodged the constant barrage of Hollywood elitism and narcissism conveniently disguised as liberalism, and kept his rational...

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The Sandusky Home: A majestic view for pedophiles.

Jerry Sandusky, the rapist enabled by Penn State coaches and officials, had his house vandalized. It seems a large object was thrown through his window, which is now covered by a sheet. As much of a monster as this guy is, the person that did that should be thrown in jail. Violence is never the answer. Unless cutting this guy's nuts off is in the cards. Call me crazy, but the person I feel most sorry for, aside from the innocent boys of course,...

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SNL has a flash of brilliance.

No one can rival my disdain for SNL over the last few years. I find it barely creative, remotely imaginative, and painfully unfunny; however, this week, amidst a storm of controversy surrounding Penn State, they managed to hit a home run. They do an amazing job of putting in perspective how ridiculous every action, or lack thereof, was at the expense of the innocence and purity of children. If you're a defender of these despicable actions, get a clue...yes, you, Penn State students. If youre reading this on facebook, go here to see the video:...

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Nittany Lions

Dear Penn State,How can this ordeal come as a surprise to anyone? For what, 60 or so years you've had JoePa tied to that program, racking up a collection of hardware including Big Ten titles and National Championships. I would think child rape by a defensive coordinator wouldn't classify as one of those accolades, but maybe I'm wrong. You fire a man that clearly knew about these despicable allegations of RAPE and you riot? WTF is wrong with you...

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We can skin a buck, we can run a trotline

I was discussing the upcoming game between the Bayou Tigers and the fat rednecks from Alabama today and we couldn't remember a bigger midseason inner conference game, ever. This will be like two pro teams playing. Anyway, Sidney McGough, is a cheerleader for the Tide and not only is she pretty cute, but she's a wildlife manager. I'm sure PETA hates her, but how much would your dad love this chick? Sidney, despite me enjoying your tomboyish approach...

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The Body Issue deserves an ESPY

I usually don't see the value of anything using the print medium, but ESPN gets it. Not only have they created, perfected, and reinvented themselves and their business model hundreds of times, but they constantly expand themselves and their brand to succeed in arenas in which other people fail miserably. Unlike Playboy who claims to do nudity tastefully and artistically, ESPN the Magazine actually succeeds. Their annual "Body" Issue is an amazingly...

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Im gna take you by surprise and make you realize amanda.

Hollywood is so stupid. They propel talentless hideous sea donkeys to stardom while girls like Amanda, are left picking up the scraps with roles like Red Riding Hood. Amanda Seyfried is not only one of Hollywood's young talanted starlets, she's super hot. Granted, she's more pale than me, but she's still hot. If you haven't seen Chloe, get it asap. Trust me, you'll thank me later. Since you asked, I'm not a huge breast guy. For me, it's A$$...

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And we wonder what's wrong with America....holy smokes.

The arrest of a drug smuggler in Eagle Pass, Texas has put the arresting officer, Jesus “Chito” Diaz, behind bars for two years. The Mexican government pushed for the prosecution after Homeland Security investigated and exonerated Diaz for any wrong doing. The Obama administration prosecuted him on charges of “civil rights” violations and lying to investigators (but…but…Homeland Security cleared him). Chito is a seven-year veteran of the Border Patrol....

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