If you're a guy and you're chasing a girl with facial features this perfect, your bank account better be very very large with a helluva lot if 0's; otherwise, like Jackson Browne's "Rosie", you're gonna be going home with someone very familiar tonight. You see, Olivia Wilde is married to some Italian prince. So unless you have a crown in your family line, you lose. It's kind of obvious though. Look at this chick. If I had a one night stand with this girl, I'd bronze my penis like baby shoes.
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